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TV Networks Capitalize on Economic Despair
Reacting to the continually worsening economic situation, television networks have unveiled dozens of new recession-themed shows that will replace struggling series mid-season. Among the new entries...
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The Naked Loon Reviews: New Xbox Experience
After months of hype and non-stop gamer salivation, Redmond-based software giant and Puget Sound economic savior Microsoft released their New Xbox Experience (NXE) Wednesday. Inquiring minds want to...
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RIAA Enforcers Take Down Unauthorized Christmas Cyclist
Enforcement agents from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) put a sudden and decisive stop to a flagrant violation of intellectual property rights in the Bothell area on Tuesday. The...
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The Naked Loon Reviews: Sitting at Home Alone
Every week, tens of thousands of Seattleites find themselves facing a familiar situation: the weekend is fast-approaching, and they have absolutely no plans due to an unfortunate combination of social...
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Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone...
In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels. As usual, the team scored...
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Dave Matthews Quits Pot to Fight Global Warming
Seattle resident and world-famous Grammy-winning musician Dave Matthews announced Tuesday from his Seattle home that he would be kicking off a major new initiative in his personal fight against global...
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Sonics Owners Announce Surprise Deal to Relocate Team to Tacoma
Despite a groundswell of support in Oklahoma and deal after deal offered by the city of Seattle, Sonics owners announced Thursday that they have just finalized a deal to move the team to Tacoma. The...
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Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle
Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels announced an exciting new plan today by the city to relocate the Gorge Amphitheatre from the backward rural central Washington village of George to the glistening...
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