Police in Sultan arrested world-famous polka star "Weird" Al Yankovic on Monday, charging him with seven counts of illegal chinchilla breeding and four counts of aiding and abetting copious concealed chinchilla copulation.
"This is probably the most disturbing crime I've had to deal with in my entire career," said Sultan's Interim Police Chief Rick Hawkins. "I don't think I'll ever be able to scrub the image from my brain."